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Am I peddling fast enough?

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Road signs.

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'I need to work a different shift.'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.