Traffic Worrier T-Shirts

Am I peddling fast enough?

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

Quality Control

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'I need to work a different shift.'

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

Road signs.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Car Pools.

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.