Traffic Troublemaker T-Shirts

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'I got a good buy on it from army surplus, and it should solve my traffic problems.'

Roundabouts

Under the car park.

Roadworks in town

"Well, finally the city has a crew working on that bad pothole."

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Is there a problem officer?"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Ace Towing.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

'I need to work a different shift.'

Road signs.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Car Pools.