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'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

The Forever Stamp

'Your Grounded!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"This can't be good."