Traffic Woe Warrior Prints

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Your Grounded!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'