Travel Weary Warrior Prints

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

"First break since 2008."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Honk if you're holy.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Road work next 15 years.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

?50 speed sign

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

Hitchhikers

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

'We are not going back for any rubber bone.'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.