Travel Weary Warrior Prints

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

"First break since 2008."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Honk if you're holy.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Road work next 15 years.

?50 speed sign

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

GPS flag in road

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

Hitchhikers

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

The human cannonball on vacation with his family.

'We are not going back for any rubber bone.'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.