Travel Warriors Prints

'Did you remember to unplug the car?'

"Flight or fight!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Honk if you're holy.

"It's marzipan pigs."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Road work next 15 years.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.