Travel Veteran Prints

"Good god man! You're telling me you lost my luggage on a 12 second flight?!"

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Look on the bright side...you'll be here for all eternity, which is still better than the TSA security lines this travel season..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Tourists in Egypt

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'