Travel Veteran Prints

"Good god man! You're telling me you lost my luggage on a 12 second flight?!"

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Look on the bright side...you'll be here for all eternity, which is still better than the TSA security lines this travel season..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'