Car Trip Warrior Prints

“Crying, miserable, colicky baby on board.”

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Are we broke yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Street signs you don't want to see.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Gulliver's other travels.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash