Car Trip Warrior Pillows

“Crying, miserable, colicky baby on board.”

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Are we there yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Gulliver's other travels.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'