Traffic Report Junkie Pillows

'It's thought that icy road conditions were a contributing factor.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Desert Island Roundabout

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Play Rush Hour

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"This is the worst parade ever."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!