Traffic Ponderer Gifts

Congestion of the Electric Car

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Progress?

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

CREEPY AF AI

"I gave on the E train."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Traffic Lights Medicine

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -