Traffic Ponderer Pillows

Congestion of the Electric Car

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I gave on the E train."

CREEPY AF AI

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Traffic Lights Medicine

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -