Traffic Light Ponderer Pillows

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Progress?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

CREEPY AF AI

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"A few more light-years?!! That's what you said 15 minutes ago, Dad!"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."