Public Transport Ponderer Pillows

'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

'The post-feminist commuter's dilemma.'

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June."

U.S. Transportation System

'Sorry we have cancelled everything because of possible deep snow, then the thaw and possible floods, we have to er on the side of safety, best I can suggest we will run trains for 2 week in August if its not too hot!'

'I. . . think I. . . would probably make quite a good bus. . . driver.'

Like every morning, Mitch thought that happiness could be measured by the statistical probability that his train would arrive on time.

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

'Mum.' - 'What?' - 'Why are buses so slow?' - 'I don't know, sweetheart.' - 'Is it because poor people are fat?' - 'Gah.'

"Eurotunnel apologise for the late departure of this service. A large halibut has strayed onto the track."

Cops on Public Transport.

Every time a bus is late I have to ask myself if that's a bad thing or a good thing. Bus.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I gave on the E train."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

We're barely gonna make it!

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Beats me - I've never dealt with a sovereign debt crisis before."

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Note to self: feathers.

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Oil consumption.

World Demand Price Up