Traffic Light Puzzler Gifts

Complicated traffic lights - 'Oh No! They've adopted the Tesco's food labelling system.'

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'This chart indicates that the big hand is on the 12, and the small hand is on the 5. Who knows what this means?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Stop/Hop

"No, no... your driver license."

Babies first steps.

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Miller, but providing information in a hit and run fender-bender case doesn't qualify you for the Federal Witness Protection Program.'

Canine Court. Don't tell me, let me guess. You ran the red light because you're color blind, right?

"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."

"How come we always pick the slowest lane of traffic?"

'One word, meaning, to halt the motion or progress. Rhymes with pop... anyone???'