Traffic Light Puzzler Gifts

Complicated traffic lights - 'Oh No! They've adopted the Tesco's food labelling system.'

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I just want to express more GO!"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

"No, no... your driver license."

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

Stop/Hop

Babies first steps.

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Miller, but providing information in a hit and run fender-bender case doesn't qualify you for the Federal Witness Protection Program.'

"How come we always pick the slowest lane of traffic?"

"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."

'One word, meaning, to halt the motion or progress. Rhymes with pop... anyone???'

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

I'm giving you a ticket!