Traffic Jam Conqueror T-Shirts

An off-road vehicle driving across the tops of other vehicles (ie, off-road) to avoisd a traffic jam.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Supermarket Traffic

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.