"Your 'Luddite Fund' is up 20% this year, but its Yelp reviews are very negative."
Traditionalist In Investing Gifts
Looking for a gift for your traditionalist in investing? Explore our collection of thoughtful and witty products that celebrate the wisdom, patience, and steadfast approach of classic investors. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these items are designed to honor those who believe in time-tested strategies and reliable growth. Show appreciation for their commitment to stability and enduring values with a gift that resonates with their investment philosophy.
"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
'Bring out yer books!'
Man Reading Laptop.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
Two Generations of Readers
Search for Rare Bitcoin
"I love these old decorations!"
"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."
Li'l Bill meets destiny.
Time for Tea!
Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'
"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."
Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"
'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'
Baptism Then and Now
Graffiti on guard's horse
"Herb's from Texas."
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."
'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'
'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'
'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes
"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."
Luddite Zoom.
"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."
Hip hop Santa.
'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''
"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."
"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."
Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.
'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'
Traditionalist In Investing Gifts Collection
Traditionalist In Investing Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the traditionalist in investing. Perfect for adding a humorous or inspiring touch to their morning routine.
Traditionalist In Investing Pillows
Discover pillows that reflect the steady and wise investor. They add comfort and a humorous nod to long-term wealth building in any space.
Traditionalist In Investing Prints
Add a touch of wisdom to their environment with prints celebrating traditional investment values. Perfect for inspiring confidence and a sense of security.
Traditionalist In Investing T-Shirts
Find our clever t-shirts that honor the timeless investor. These designs make a humorous and stylish statement for those who value traditional investment principles.