Traditional Tavern Enthusiast Gifts

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men's fragrances...

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

Shall I be mother?

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"I feel a draft."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"