Traditional Mail Gifts

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mail's here."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Santa called but you were out!

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

I love you.

Letter writing lady.

Dog traps the postman.

'Grrrr....'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Here's the junk mail.'

You've Got Mail

You've got snail.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'