Tradition Vs Modernity Buff Gifts

'LOL!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Gluten-free Santa

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Shavuot - Like!

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'And according to a new poll, baseball and apple pie have now been replaced by facebook and taco bell.'

First Marriage.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Ezra Pound

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."