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Hanukkah tree

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Look, you just said I had to carry you across the threshold...you never said HOW!"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"You may now kiss the... Oh, I see you have already done that!"

"I'm sure this Shabbos meal is delicious but how can I taste it if I can't take a photo and post it instantly online?"

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

El sissy.

'Yes it's the brides prerogative to be late, but not a week.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Kiss of Death

"It's just not the same at a funeral is it?"

No, Ernie, it's not an omnious start to a marriage when a bride chooses to "take" her husband's name --- He can still continue to use it.

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Santa Claus, RIP

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Curtsey

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Jack and the Beanstalk.