Tradition Blender Mugs

Easter and Passover Island

"It's an odd Chritmas request, but I suppose I can bring you dreidels and a menorah"

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

"Happy New Year!"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

New music conference

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

All-Candy Seder.

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Maypole

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Origins of a family tradition.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Cowpunk

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"