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Easter and Passover Island

Evolution of the Christmas Tree

"It's an odd Chritmas request, but I suppose I can bring you dreidels and a menorah"

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

"Happy New Year!"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

New music conference

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

All-Candy Seder.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Maypole

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Origins of a family tradition.

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.