Tradition Blenders Mugs

Hanukkah Santa

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

New music conference

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

All-Candy Seder.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Origins of a family tradition.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Shall I be mother?

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

Shavuot - Like!

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

Cowpunk

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator