Trade Warrior Gifts

Obama and the Chinese dragon

The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?

Tariff Wars

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Tariffs"

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Cyberwarfare

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

America's Biggest Export...

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Can you skip to the part that doesn't suck?"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

Angel investors in the outfield.

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.