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Obama and the Chinese dragon

The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?

Tariff Wars

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Tariffs"

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

Cyberwarfare

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

America's Biggest Export...

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

"I'm off to the sales!"

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."