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'Daddy, what did you do in the supermarket wars?'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

See you at the farmers market!

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Changing Room Decisions

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

The bailout.

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Sold It All.

"Can you skip to the part that doesn't suck?"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Vegicurious

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Olives

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

Placier.

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."