Toy Story For Pets Gifts

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'She's just great with the children.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Good boy

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Dog Love.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Play dead.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection