Toy Storyteller Gifts

Mother and Daughter.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Tabletop Theatre

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Daughters at Bedtime

Mother Goose Spoilers

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Tarzan'

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'