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'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'She's just great with the children.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog Love.

Good boy

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'Play dead.'