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"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Fun (circa 1955)

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"You're welcome."

Around the piano

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Little Piano

"Tip my boy."

"Thank you, Sir."

Edvard Grieg.

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Camille Saint-Saens