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"I'm getting a bit concerned. He's been 'pretend telemarketing' all day."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Man, times have changed.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Children and technolohgy

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Grandad Prodigy

Phone Mittens

The End of the Worker Bees

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'