Toy Phone Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm getting a bit concerned. He's been 'pretend telemarketing' all day."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Thermidor Dali

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm on the way!'

Grandad Prodigy

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Children and technolohgy

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Phone Mittens

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

The End of the Worker Bees

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"