Toy Nostalgic Pillows

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack in the Box

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Kids today

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Childhood's End

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

Something above the common

Teddy organ grinder

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

Al's computer salvage.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'Jock in the box'

"My last dog always too a right there."

"I think you wound it too tight."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"