Toy Nostalgic Prints

Publishing Co. Publishing the President's civil war diaries is a good idea, but there must be a better title than "The Lincoln Logs."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack in the Box

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

Kids today

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

Childhood's End

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Teddy organ grinder

Something above the common

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

Al's computer salvage.

Dumped by a six year old for a computer

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son...'

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

"My last dog always too a right there."

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters