Playful Nostalgia Prints

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Flava Superba

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"