Toxicologist T-Shirts

"My compliments to the toxicologist, Lucrezia."

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

"Your drug test came back negative, and the lab requested that you cut back on the asparagus."

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

US toxicoligists discover UV rays cause mutations in frogs......'Now don't forget to put on your UV sun-screen.'

"Why, it's chemistry, coming up the river from New Orleans."

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"Our war is against cancer."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Ecological Therapy

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

Welsh water sewage

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'There is not a thing that medical science can do for you. Have you tried 'wishful thinking'?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'