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"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I feel used."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

'Of course you're not a failure... you can afford my fees can't you?'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'