Therapeutic Thinker T-Shirts

'I, Jackson Kluck, being of unsound mind, spent it all on therapy.'

"No, we don't seek family counselling, doctor.We're just a multiple personality got out of hand!"

Anger Management Classes.

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'I have an invisible psychiatrist.'

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Licensed Therapist

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.