Therapeutic Thinker T-Shirts

'I, Jackson Kluck, being of unsound mind, spent it all on therapy.'

"No, we don't seek family counselling, doctor.We're just a multiple personality got out of hand!"

Anger Management Classes.

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'I have an invisible psychiatrist.'

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'