Town Hall Titan Gifts

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Taxes

Privacy Forum

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

CITY HALL DEPARTMENT 230179-B. 'Why, yes, you are in the right office -- Who told you how to get here?'

'I don't get it. How can you say Leno is better than Letterman?'

"Hey, I like this town!"

Accounting Fantasy Camp

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"

That IS his game face. He's a sore loser.

I.R.S. offering 'chicken soup for the taxpayers soul'.

Chatterbox Podium

'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'

'The reason I get a huge bonus is because I think I'm worth it.'

I hear Rupert Murdoch is bidding to buy the rights to the Ask Sadie Radio Program. Who cares? Well what if he changed the show? What if he forces you to become an angry, oversimplified, knee-jerk reactionary commentator? Birds of a feather. Squawk.

'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'