Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!
Town Hall Speaker Gifts
Celebrate the elocution and leadership of town hall speakers with our unique collection. Crafted for those who love to speak, lead discussions, or enjoy civic engagement, these products add a humorous or heartfelt touch to their day. Whether it's for a seasoned speaker or a proud newcomer, find something that resonates with their dedication to community dialogue and public speaking. Our creative designs make every speech memorable, turning a simple gift into a cherished keepsake of their oratory passion.
A Puppet Named Juan
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
Campaign for Plain English
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Inclusive speech
'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
Lethal Presentation
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
Create some buzz!
'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'
Town Hall Speaker Gifts Collection
Town Hall Speaker Mugs
Discover our full range of mugs designed for town hall speakers—perfect for starting their day with a smile or a dose of inspiration.
Town Hall Speaker Pillows
Check out our pillows that honor the voice of civic engagement, adding a personal touch to any speech enthusiast's space.
Town Hall Speaker Prints
Find inspiring prints perfect for town hall speakers that want to showcase their pride in leadership and community service.
Town Hall Speaker T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts for town hall speakers and share their love for public speaking with humorous and motivational designs.