Town Hall Titan T-Shirts

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

Privacy Forum

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

Taxes

'If you look closely at the CAT scan, you can see a tiny area of normal brain activity. Otherwise, he's got nothing but a headful of useless sports statistics.'

"I want you to treat this for what it is, Miss Garlands, a dirty weekend and not a step up the promotion ladder!"

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

CITY HALL DEPARTMENT 230179-B. 'Why, yes, you are in the right office -- Who told you how to get here?'

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

"Hey, I like this town!"

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

Accounting Fantasy Camp

"Your ear and mouth are costing me an arm and leg!"

That IS his game face. He's a sore loser.

Chatterbox Podium

I.R.S. offering 'chicken soup for the taxpayers soul'.

'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'

'The reason I get a huge bonus is because I think I'm worth it.'

'She's on her tenth set of dentures-she keeps wearing them out!'

'Non-alcohol beer? Aisle 6, keep sweeping dust till you hit 'em.'