Tourist Trailblazers Gifts

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

The experienced backpacker.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Halloween in Bath

'Are we there yet?'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Noah's Ark

Monster Buskers

Le Roi Kong

Nights in Bath

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Toad roadkill.

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"Yes, it's that way."

'Natural bridge'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'Does it say 'business class?''

Cerne Abbas

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."