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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Portalouvre

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'