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'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Any time is cake o'clock

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Baking

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."