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'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Any time is cake o'clock

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

His Her Cakes

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Chocolate Shop

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."