Torrent Enthusiast Gifts

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher