Torrent Enthusiast Gifts

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

In/Out Tray.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Essex computer.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."