Torn Between Worlds T-Shirts

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

The Bookworm

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Lost in Admiration

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

Witches and Their Drones

"We both knew this day would come."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

War games.

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

Priest: '...For richer or poorer,in sickness and in health...' Bride: 'Wait a minute! I need to consult my astrologer on this!'

Metrognome

"Granted, I'm just a lowly tree rat, but given time I know that your parents will see past the size of my ears and love as I do you!"

"Don't you have a roof?"

Man in office with miniature cows and farmer on his desk, "Bear with me a minute while I check my dairy!"

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

"They send you to all the places refugees are escaping from."

'Our genes suit fine, but astrologically Bob and I don't match at all.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder.'