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"Killer, we gotta talk!"

Very Difficult Conversations

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Emotional sabotage animals.

"You haven’t earned this."

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Cutting onions

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

'You're supposed to be facing the corner, Junior.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

Sickbed

"Now, about your room." "Aw, mom." "Don't 'aw mom' me. A clean and orderly room promotes discipline." "But ..." "But nothing. Believe me, you'll thank me later. And another thing ..."

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

Keep it simple.

Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.

"If you tell a lie mummy won't love you anymore

"Say what you want about my father...he's no yes-man."

Desk bins: 'You're Breaking My Heart,' 'Oh, Poor Baby,' 'Get OVER it,' 'Tough Beans,' and 'Cry Me a River.'