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Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Michael, do your dinner."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'All you can eat, burgers.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

Salsa on a Stick.

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

"I have no trouble losing weight...it's just that I'm better at finding it."

"Check, please."

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

Brian was glad he had decided to have a light breakfast before embarking on the pizza eating competition!

"How is everything?"