Tough Love Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

Emotional sabotage animals.

"Say what you want about my father...he's no yes-man."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Funnel of Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Love

Funnel of Love

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

Words of Love

Mating rituals

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

The Tunnel Of Love

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Love Birds love snuggles

You're my Venus

Dialogue

A young couple in love.

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"The antidote is $150."